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Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 06:11 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,865
Posted By Mr.X
...Germ, are you trying to be spooky....or are...

...Germ, are you trying to be spooky....or are you looking for the 3 word story thread..?... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 05:10 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,865
Posted By Mr.X
...ok, screw the theory....make mine a...

...ok, screw the theory....make mine a Love-Hewitt / Liu sandwich

with all the trimmings, to eat-in...

...checks breath...adjusts slacks...breaks wind.... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 04:21 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,865
Posted By Mr.X
...I'd really like to manoeuvre my dude in and...

...I'd really like to manoeuvre my dude in and around each option and combination...
prior to reaching any shuddering, black-out inducing.. uh, ...conclusion
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 04:01 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,865
Posted By Mr.X
...come on mate...you don't look at the...

...come on mate...you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire..... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-13-2002, 03:26 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 789
Posted By Mr.X
Its times like these when I think we should all...

Its times like these when I think we should all re-think
the meaning of this poem...by Brian, courtesy of ZJAM.com

Been beat up
Been broken down
Nowhere but up
When you're facedown
On the...
Forum: Offtopic 10-12-2002, 02:17 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,353
Posted By Mr.X
...Vance, just on that... did you dump...

...Vance, just on that... did you dump anyway..?...like, out of shock...
and end up besmirching your entire pain-ridden undercarriage..?!

...look, I'm sorry....it's none of my business...erm,...
Forum: Offtopic 10-12-2002, 01:25 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 891
Posted By Mr.X
...well well, malchick...how about a good...

...well well, malchick...how about a good tolchock in the yarbles..?.... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 08:08 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,353
Posted By Mr.X
That policy is patently unsound! I suspect a...

That policy is patently unsound!

I suspect a stir-fry of "Ninty9s Nuts with Noodle" to be the underlying motivation of this charlatan! oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 07:45 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,353
Posted By Mr.X
[quote="Low spark":bd8df]You might cut them off...

[quote="Low spark":bd8df]You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.[/quote:bd8df]

...hmm...this advice would appear dubious... at best! ...
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 07:27 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,353
Posted By Mr.X
I'll put a couple of bottles in the post.... ...

I'll put a couple of bottles in the post....
I'll simply use the same postal address that I've been sending those dollars to....

...also nevermind the rub'n'tugs for now, you've got to nip this...
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 07:19 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,353
Posted By Mr.X
...have you tried applying Mr.X's Knacker...

...have you tried applying Mr.X's Knacker Laquer... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 06:42 PM
Replies: 7
LOL
Views: 535
Posted By Mr.X
http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/ATT00022.gif

http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/ATT00022.gif
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 06:14 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 891
Posted By Mr.X
that would be Anthony Burgess.

that would be Anthony Burgess.
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 05:47 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 948
Posted By Mr.X
...yes, well that's the tough hand they were...

...yes, well that's the tough hand they were dealt....mind you I've nothing against Bull Dykes....I just think
if they would only tidy themselves up a bit, and wear nice frocks and things...they'd...
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 04:22 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,584
Posted By Mr.X
...try a third time!...I've got a gut feeling...

...try a third time!...I've got a gut feeling that it will work this time..... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 03:53 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,584
Posted By Mr.X
...I sincerely hope they throw in a rub'n'tug for...

...I sincerely hope they throw in a rub'n'tug for that kind of money... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-11-2002, 03:38 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,584
Posted By Mr.X
...my posts are considered spam..!?!...how could...

...my posts are considered spam..!?!...how could you! ....breaks down...takes life...etc....... ed:
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 07:48 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 776
Posted By Mr.X
*WARNING: unsavoury joke* Two Arab...

*WARNING: unsavoury joke*

Two Arab terrorists were looking at family photos,

Terrorist "this is my son, he's 16....he's a martyr now,
and this is my other son, he's 13....he's a martyr too..."...
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 06:20 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,074
Posted By Mr.X
...don't forget Mr.Hankey, he always struck me as...

...don't forget Mr.Hankey, he always struck me as a reasonable type of turd.... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 05:52 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 776
Posted By Mr.X
Calgary Times 11-10-02 "Hero Honoured. For his...

Calgary Times 11-10-02 "Hero Honoured. For his outstanding investigative work in exposing potentialy fatal flaws
in Gerards "Three Tortoises" joke, Ninty9 was today presented with the keys to the...
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 04:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 776
Posted By Mr.X
...I heard that those three tortoises bashed and...

...I heard that those three tortoises bashed and robbed a turtle on the way...but the turtle told police
he was unable to describe them "because it all happened so fast..." oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 03:20 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,302
Posted By Mr.X
...I just hope he has...y'know, rotated to a way...

...I just hope he has...y'know, rotated to a way better map....uh, not "Snowy Park"...with any luck..... eek:
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 02:38 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,471
Posted By Mr.X
...anyone seen Lilo & Stitch ...?.... oOo:

...anyone seen Lilo & Stitch ...?.... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 02:02 AM
Replies: 786
Views: 75,227
Posted By Mr.X
......MEDIC !!!.......... happy: ...

......MEDIC !!!.......... happy:

http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/pic4.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 10-10-2002, 12:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,948
Posted By Mr.X
..86 hours...mind you, I'm not feeling 100% at...

..86 hours...mind you, I'm not feeling 100% at present.......* slump*..... eek:
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