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Originally Posted by Judas

This is just the beginning sotilas ...

Im not sure how old you are but these things are just learning exercises ... It gets much more fun as you get older ...

You get a place with her ... sign a couple of leases ... she decides to leave, you are stuck with the lease / electric / cable / water / .. you get my drift....
for the term of the lease in the expensive apartment she just had to have.

She needs help getting a credit card since she has no credit ... she decideds to leave ... her promise to handle the credit card bill isnt kept ...
You must fight in court to get your money ... You only get 1/4 of what she spent a 1/3 of which goes to your lawyer ...

Her car is a p.o.s / without air during the hot summer ... you allow her to use yours while you drive back and forth to work / school in 90+ degree weather ... you continue to pay the car note ... she decides to leave and buys a brand new car ....

You think she might be up to something, but never question her where abouts ... The last several months the two of you are living together your not getting much poon, and she does act all the interested in you anymore ... She decides to leave ... a year later she is married ...

Fun stuff. If I could do it all again i would go the route most of my friends did ... Stick em and move on ... Never get close ... if they dont want ya ... move on to the next one ...

Mr. Mayagi doesnt know what he is getting himself into ... American women are f*cking NUTS !!!!!

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