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Originally Posted by Gerard
Where the fuck these morons come from i dunno, was in the town earlier and this is what happened.
Was walking through the shopping centre when i notice a stereotypical skateboarded who think he's american for some deluded reason. hair flopping down to his ears, weird baggy looking pants, oh yeah, and a cap on backwards [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img].
Anyway im walking towards a store and this fucking moron comes flying across the centre and ends up slamming straight into me which knocks me on my ass. He gets up and just walks away with me still sitting on the floor fuming.
I decide to just go into the store and buy what i was down for. When i come out of the store him and 2 of his friends are sitting beside the fountain staring over.
Im walking past and he shouts out something i couldn't cath. I turn round and ask him what he said. He then says, hey "dawg" you got a problem with me and my crew. At this point im like eek: , by the term "crew" he's referring to 2 under 5 foot dieing looking fuckers who would look at home in an ethopian aid advert.
I tell him to fuck off and he starts his little line in "american speak". "Chill dude" otherwise me and my "crew" will fuck you up.
Me: eek:
By now im literally shaking with rage, hes there standing on his little skateboard talkin shit with 2 ethopians in tow. So before he can do anything i shove him onto his ass off the skateboard, grab the skateboard and run outside with it. Said skateboard then gets lobbed into the path of an oncoming bus, crunch. No more skateboard. I then leg it to a taxi laughing like a loon the whole way with 2 morons on their skateboards in hot pursuit.
Needless to say they didn't catch me.
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I would of went to my truck and pulled out my 12 gauage and watch them as they pissed there pants.