[quote:b13ae]I never left DOA yet stupid[/quote:b13ae]

Says the guy mixing participles.

ANYWHO! -

That dook story was probably one of the funniest things I've read. Reminds me of a "MEANWHILE..." story from JTHM, where a guy on a date has a rumbling in his pants, and he cant hold it in, shits - and proclaims to his hot date "OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!"