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Tripper · **10 Reasons... -** 11-16-2002, 06:29 PM

10 REASONS, WHY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MOH:AA, AND WATCH TOO MANY WAR MOVIES:

*You run across a homeless person and slap them, then scream in there face, like Patton: "coward! Go back out there and fight!"

*You Yell "I've seen French school girls shoot better" at the mail man.

*You Wear a US airborne uniform, and click a clacker when people approach, and scream "thunder!" at them.

*You run up to volkswagens, and slap socks covered in axel grease on the side of them, then dive for cover.

*You tell your German teacher to "shut up with that filthy pig latin."

*You blindfold german foreign exchange students, and order them to march a 1,000 paces and to hand themselves into the first allied patrol they see.

*You act overly protective of your classmate, Ryan, you tell him that he must stay no more than 3 feet away from you, and you tell him his brothers are dead, and that he is going home.

*Whenever you see a bridge you run towards it yelling "ALAMO! ALAMO!"

*You report to your teacher after class, roll out a map on his desk and point out surrounding minefields, you go into detail and crack jokes about 'the little wooden pot mines'.

*While sitting at a bus stop, you scream "Get out of my foxhole" at people who approach to sit down.

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Tripper is Offline General of the Army Posts: 18,895 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Auckland, New Zealand	10 Reasons... - 11-16-2002, 06:29 PM 10 REASONS, WHY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MOH:AA, AND WATCH TOO MANY WAR MOVIES: You run across a homeless person and slap them, then scream in there face, like Patton: "coward! Go back out there and fight!" You Yell "I've seen French school girls shoot better" at the mail man. You Wear a US airborne uniform, and click a clacker when people approach, and scream "thunder!" at them. You run up to volkswagens, and slap socks covered in axel grease on the side of them, then dive for cover. You tell your German teacher to "shut up with that filthy pig latin." You blindfold german foreign exchange students, and order them to march a 1,000 paces and to hand themselves into the first allied patrol they see. You act overly protective of your classmate, Ryan, you tell him that he must stay no more than 3 feet away from you, and you tell him his brothers are dead, and that he is going home. Whenever you see a bridge you run towards it yelling "ALAMO! ALAMO!" You report to your teacher after class, roll out a map on his desk and point out surrounding minefields, you go into detail and crack jokes about 'the little wooden pot mines'. While sitting at a bus stop, you scream "Get out of my foxhole" at people who approach to sit down. Compiled by #alliedassault.com mIRC chatters.