OK back on topic:

You stop on a highway intersection, wait for a police car and then explain to them how you came through this cloverleaf just yesterday and the signs are reversed.

You reach for an imaginary colt .45 every time you see a German Shepherd.

You yell "Tiger Tank!" when your neighbor warms up his diesel Dodge Ram 1500 to leave for work.

When exiting your car you hit the ground running and sverve a lot to make a lesser target for snipers, no wait... that's people living in the DC area. DOH!


more to come...