Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring, he has fallen back too far.
The effective killing radius of a grenade is greater than the distance the average grunt can throw it.
If you need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of its operator
If orders can be misunderstood, they will be.
The tank is a monument to the inaccuracy of indirect fire.
Odd objects attract fire. You are odd
Mine fields are not neutral.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a 2nd lt. with a map and a compass
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[This message has been edited by intrestedviewer (edited August 21, 2001).]