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The Counter-Sniper · 12-01-2002, 11:23 PM

I have to share this, because I laughed about it the whole night. I was playing in one of the lesser known SNIPER servers, there were 8 of us. Now this is a bare bones SNIPER ONLY server with all other weapons disabled(no ammo) and bashing with handguns neutralized. Well, after awhile a new player comes onto the server, we'll call him "X". This was the Destroyed Village map and i was crouched low behind a wall for cover looking out over the main square of the street waiting for a target of opportunity before switching positions.

I'm sitting there, when I hear an audible CLICK CLICK CLICK in rapid succession behind me. I turn around and there is "X" with a shotgun pointing it in my face attempting to shoot me. He just keeps going CLICK CLICK CLICK and I just keep loooking at him laughing. He then pulls out this .45 and. . .yep, CLICK CLICK CLICK. He then types on the screen : "WTF!" This whole time I'm just looking at this guy shaking my head, he then tries to pistol whip me. . .nothing happens, of course. He then types again : "hey dude, WTF, why doesn't my pistol work?" I then type in response : "This is a SNIPER ONLY server, all other weapons damage has been disabled." His response is "that's gay dude, why the f**k are you guys playing like that?" I just sigh. "X" then puts away his pistol and just stands there looking at me, after which several seconds expire and I begin to wonder what the hell he is doing when he types "sh*t, there's no grenades?" I type in response again "The only weapon you can use is a sniper rifle." to which he replies "man that is so f**kin lame." I sigh in resignation as I realize "X" just will not get it and he is beginning to slightly annoy me at this point as do all people who come into servers clearly labelled SNIPERS ONLY and complain about not being able to use whatever weapon they wish, he enforces my point my bringing out the shotgun again and begins that now famous CLICK CLICK CLICK, after which he types again "f**kin bullsh*t." Now this guy is no more than 3 feet away from me still trying to shoot me with his damned shotgun that has no ammo. So, I calmly turn my KAR98K sniper rifle toward him while he is still going. . .

CLICK CLICK CLICK

I zoom in with my scope. . .

CLICK CLICK CLICK

At this short distance his face takes up my entire scope. . .

CLICK. . .CLICK

He then in a moment of realization begins running away from me. I let him get about halfway up the street. . .and then I snipe him in the head. LOL! biggrin:

the next message on the screen after "X was sniped by the Counter Sniper in the head" was "X had left the battle". Dude, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. That was the ultimate kill of the night.

Well. . .sorry it took so long to tell, but that has been my funniest kill to date. biggrin:

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The Counter-Sniper is Offline Senior Member Posts: 190 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: You'll know from which direction the bullet hits.	12-01-2002, 11:23 PM I have to share this, because I laughed about it the whole night. I was playing in one of the lesser known SNIPER servers, there were 8 of us. Now this is a bare bones SNIPER ONLY server with all other weapons disabled(no ammo) and bashing with handguns neutralized. Well, after awhile a new player comes onto the server, we'll call him "X". This was the Destroyed Village map and i was crouched low behind a wall for cover looking out over the main square of the street waiting for a target of opportunity before switching positions. I'm sitting there, when I hear an audible CLICK CLICK CLICK in rapid succession behind me. I turn around and there is "X" with a shotgun pointing it in my face attempting to shoot me. He just keeps going CLICK CLICK CLICK and I just keep loooking at him laughing. He then pulls out this .45 and. . .yep, CLICK CLICK CLICK. He then types on the screen : "WTF!" This whole time I'm just looking at this guy shaking my head, he then tries to pistol whip me. . .nothing happens, of course. He then types again : "hey dude, WTF, why doesn't my pistol work?" I then type in response : "This is a SNIPER ONLY server, all other weapons damage has been disabled." His response is "that's gay dude, why the f*k are you guys playing like that?" I just sigh. "X" then puts away his pistol and just stands there looking at me, after which several seconds expire and I begin to wonder what the hell he is doing when he types "sht, there's no grenades?" I type in response again "The only weapon you can use is a sniper rifle." to which he replies "man that is so fkin lame." I sigh in resignation as I realize "X" just will not get it and he is beginning to slightly annoy me at this point as do all people who come into servers clearly labelled SNIPERS ONLY and complain about not being able to use whatever weapon they wish, he enforces my point my bringing out the shotgun again and begins that now famous CLICK CLICK CLICK, after which he types again "fkin bullsh*t." Now this guy is no more than 3 feet away from me still trying to shoot me with his damned shotgun that has no ammo. So, I calmly turn my KAR98K sniper rifle toward him while he is still going. . . CLICK CLICK CLICK I zoom in with my scope. . . CLICK CLICK CLICK At this short distance his face takes up my entire scope. . . CLICK. . .CLICK He then in a moment of realization begins running away from me. I let him get about halfway up the street. . .and then I snipe him in the head. LOL! biggrin: the next message on the screen after "X was sniped by the Counter Sniper in the head" was "X had left the battle". Dude, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. That was the ultimate kill of the night. Well. . .sorry it took so long to tell, but that has been my funniest kill to date. biggrin: