americans drink beer? you call that shit beer? get some fucking molson THATS beer!

and anyways this is a joke list that just happens to be very true. you fuckin americans are just pissing and moaning again cause the canadians are having a little fun.

and pest, basketball was invented in the states by a canadian.

by standard time they mean each person having their clocks set to a time thats everyone else would have and having time zones.