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vVolf · 12-15-2002, 09:26 AM

I tell my brothers kids (with his permission) evil stories about Jail, and what people do to you while you are in there, and that if you take drugs or be bad, you will DIE!!! Or, beaten to a pulp.

Here is one thing i usually tell them:

When you go to jail, you are the frest meat. The guys do really bad things to you just for fun... They get really bored in there, so they need some entertainment.

One thing they do involves a plastic tube, some barbed wire, your ass hole and a lot of force.

Here is the instructions that they follow:

1. Break pipe off toilet or other place.
2. snip some barbed wire off the wall. Approx 10 inches long.
3. Get a guy.
4. Make him bend over.
5. Ram the pipe up his ass.
6. slide the barbed wire up the pipe.
7. Take the pipe out.
8. Watch him squirm for weeks while he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his ass.
9. Take a photo of the blood and poo in the toilet, and send it to a poo web site.

lol, anyway. That was fun...

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vVolf is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,333 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In the clock tower, aiming at LoneGunner65	12-15-2002, 09:26 AM I tell my brothers kids (with his permission) evil stories about Jail, and what people do to you while you are in there, and that if you take drugs or be bad, you will DIE!!! Or, beaten to a pulp. Here is one thing i usually tell them: When you go to jail, you are the frest meat. The guys do really bad things to you just for fun... They get really bored in there, so they need some entertainment. One thing they do involves a plastic tube, some barbed wire, your ass hole and a lot of force. Here is the instructions that they follow: 1. Break pipe off toilet or other place. 2. snip some barbed wire off the wall. Approx 10 inches long. 3. Get a guy. 4. Make him bend over. 5. Ram the pipe up his ass. 6. slide the barbed wire up the pipe. 7. Take the pipe out. 8. Watch him squirm for weeks while he tries to pull the barbed wire out of his ass. 9. Take a photo of the blood and poo in the toilet, and send it to a poo web site. lol, anyway. That was fun...