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Captain Bunny · 12-17-2002, 08:33 PM

I never avoided having to shit in school, i just never had to, so without meaning to i never took a shit in school.
in primary school aged 5, i needed a piss but the toilets were small so only like 3 kids were allowed in at a time. i was desprate so i went for one against the school wall and agot caught by a little girl class mate who told on me. i got a row infront of class and cried. but i fancied the teacher so it was ok.

my only shitting experience was in boy scouts, 6 of us were at a egional competition, and had our own shit tent. we all made an acgreement not to shit or piss in it so when we emptied it out it was just the normal blue liquid stuff free from shit and piss. the woods behind us was our toilet.
I was collecting wood when i had to go, so i went, and realised i didnt have any TP with me, so i took a large leaf and wiped, and on inspection it was clean. i had done my first ever and only dry, smudge free shit, and it couldnt of been at a more valuable time!

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Captain Bunny is Offline Senior Member Posts: 2,106 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Fife, Scotland	12-17-2002, 08:33 PM I never avoided having to shit in school, i just never had to, so without meaning to i never took a shit in school. in primary school aged 5, i needed a piss but the toilets were small so only like 3 kids were allowed in at a time. i was desprate so i went for one against the school wall and agot caught by a little girl class mate who told on me. i got a row infront of class and cried. but i fancied the teacher so it was ok. my only shitting experience was in boy scouts, 6 of us were at a egional competition, and had our own shit tent. we all made an acgreement not to shit or piss in it so when we emptied it out it was just the normal blue liquid stuff free from shit and piss. the woods behind us was our toilet. I was collecting wood when i had to go, so i went, and realised i didnt have any TP with me, so i took a large leaf and wiped, and on inspection it was clean. i had done my first ever and only dry, smudge free shit, and it couldnt of been at a more valuable time!