LOL
You believe in God just in case?
What happens when you get to heaven?
"Umm..yeah I believe in God"
St. Peter: "Well lets see, it says here you believe in God...just in case..."
"Yeah, um well, you know...to cover all my bases." ::winks::
St. Peter: "Yeah um, your going to hell." :

ulls lever that seperates clouds and [RA]ZdaN falls to hell where he is eternally raped by some dude with horns::