*GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS*

"weirdo off the port bow, bearing three-four-niner"

"load weirdo peircing 16" ammunition"
"A and B turrets report loaded sir!"
"radar director has firing solution"
"bear guns and fire"

BOOOM!.......KABLAM!

"direct hit sir, he's settling by teh stern"

*Captains log 20 December 2002, sighted weirdo sank same*