let me spell it out

1: you want someone to send you 800 MEGABYTES through email for porn's sake, most email accounts don't hold over 20 megs
2: you don't see the part about no warez requests in the rules
3: you reply like i'm an asshole for pointing out the obvious

oh, and yes i am an asebandit. i really do love ASE. perhaps you would like to be an asebandit too? http://www.udpsoft.com/eye/