[Drew]

I feel like it is time that I be honest with the entire Allied Assault community.

It was my fault that the edit button was removed. My fault, and my fault alone.

See, one day I was having a particularly bad day, and it seemed like nothing could cheer me up. I tried everything. Not even porn phased it. I didn't know what to do. So.. I started thinking. I thought and thought and thought. Those thoughts turned into plans, which soon after became plots.

PLOTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

Well, needless to say, I needed to recruit some willing and dedicated souls to assist me in my world takeover. And I thought to myself, what better place than the AlliedAssault forums?!

I arrived, and even before I could post, BadScript confronted me. I was scared, his power was great.. his stature mighty. Somehow he'd learned of my plans! I didn't know what to do.. I tried kicking him in the nuts.. nothing. The man has brass ones. Can you believe it?! I tried to turn and run, but he simply snatched me off the ground and laughed at me, uttering something in a bassy voice about how pitiful a little forums n00b I really was. I thought my life as I knew it was about to end.. and then..

He showed mercy. Saying something about not wanting n00blet stains on his new sig, he tossed me to the ground. And then he said this...

"I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO SHALL EVER RULE THIS WORLD! AND TO PROVE IT, I SHALL TAKE THE EDIT BUTTONS OF ALL THE PITIFUL MORTALS IN A SHOW OF MY ULTIMATE POWER!"

And so, no more edit buttons. And all because BadScript feared my world dominating abilities. [sigh]