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01-07-2003, 10:05 PM
Or, Homer bowling a perfect game....
Lenny: ''Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row. You've got a
perfect game going.''
Homer: ''Really?''
Carl: ''Careful what you say, Lenny; you'll jinx him.''
Lenny: ''Oh, right, sorry.
Miss! MISS! Sorry, I was
calling the waitress. [to waitress] Ah, this split you
sold me is making me choke.''
Homer: ''Lenny!''
Lenny: ''What? I paid 7.10 for this split.''
Carl: ''Will you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?''
Lenny: ''Hey, SPARE me your gutter-mouth!''
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