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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Weel I just woke up... and I am pissed, I had this dream about spooges g/f.....I cant remember it all but I'll see what I can come up with.....
well my dream first started off in this weird fucked up world, where this people would melt and burn if they walked on the grass..... and me and my friends were equiped with these lightningh guns or something to defend off these creatures that were after us.....anyways.. one was chasing my friends I and then I saw off in the distance pamela anderson (wtf) so like we all ran over to her... and she was on her knees and hands and her ass was facing us... and I had a fuckin hard on so bad and I also had to take a piss...... so guess what I did.....I pissed in her ass!!... uGH! wtf...and then I ran over to my friends and laffed my ass off and told them what I did.. and they all gave me high fives..... after that... we all went to my friends house to to get cleaned up..... and then I saw spooges g/f in her room cleaning up ot seomthing , so I looked at her. but to make it obvious..... there was a mirror behind me... so I just stared at her reflection in the mirror..... anyways... she went down stairs to get some laundry. and when she came up..... she was wearing a white t-shirt with some white little crisp panties happy: and they were wedge in her butt crack happy: so im like omfg this cant be true..... so then she called me over, so I walk over and at this point she is lying on her bed..... she then asks me... if you like me so much why dont you go out with me... I said, I wouldnt mind going out with you... but you have a boyfriend.... and I looked at pics of her b/f in this magazine and who do I see in it? leonardo dicaprio.. lmao..... and then my dream took me somewhere else, which I cant remember..... so in the end I couldnt scored with spooges hot girlfriend...... but I fucked up my dream
sorry if it was too long..... and sorry if there are alot of spelling mistakes. its just woke up remember....
later
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