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Captain Bunny · 01-15-2003, 04:03 PM

Phone up a stadium or arena etc and pretend you are the agent of a famous (but not too famous) rock band and ask if you can do a gig there.

phone up live a radio station during a phone in, but start talking about how you hate your life and family and start crying, and pretend to shout people in your house. then either say "thats it youre fucking dead" and hang up or pretend to realise you got the wrong number and say you meant to phone up a helpline. - probably best to do that from a secluded payphone though.

order loads pizzas and take aways but have them sent to people you dont like.

Phone up the imigration place and ask them how one would go about becoming an american citizen after escaping from a mexican jail and seeking refuge in america working for an illegal trade to feed your hungry family of 10, but insist you want to be a do-gooder from now on.

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Captain Bunny is Offline Senior Member Posts: 2,106 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Fife, Scotland	01-15-2003, 04:03 PM Phone up a stadium or arena etc and pretend you are the agent of a famous (but not too famous) rock band and ask if you can do a gig there. phone up live a radio station during a phone in, but start talking about how you hate your life and family and start crying, and pretend to shout people in your house. then either say "thats it youre fucking dead" and hang up or pretend to realise you got the wrong number and say you meant to phone up a helpline. - probably best to do that from a secluded payphone though. order loads pizzas and take aways but have them sent to people you dont like. Phone up the imigration place and ask them how one would go about becoming an american citizen after escaping from a mexican jail and seeking refuge in america working for an illegal trade to feed your hungry family of 10, but insist you want to be a do-gooder from now on.