
01-16-2003, 04:40 PM
Homer - "Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."
Homer - "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed"
Homer - "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
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