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pvt_hz · 01-16-2003, 11:25 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":68b39]A preist is watching a football game before his sunday confessions. He has a few non-alacholic beers, then decides to head to the church.

He starts doing confession when he realizes hes really gotta piss. He looks outside and there is a line of people waiting to confess. In desperation, he calls over a janitor and asks the janitor to cover for him while he goes to the bathroom.

"But father, I'm no preist! I wouldn't know where to begin!" "It's easy." said the Preist. "Just follow the chart on the wall see? Whatever they do wrong, just tell them the pennance for it." So the janitor agreed and the preist went to the bathroom.

The first for the janitor is a young boy. He steps in and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I stole from the candy store" The janitor looks at the chart. "Stealing. .. .stealing! 2 hail marys!" The little boy walks out.

The next, a young teenager who says "Bless me father, for I have sinned, I cheated on my girlfriend." The janitor looks "Cheating. . .adultry! 3 our fathers!" The teenager walks out. "Hey, this isn't that bad." Says the janitor.

The next is an older man. He walks in and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I had anal sex with my wife last night" The janitor looks "Anal sex. . anal sex. ..where?" Anal sex isn't listed. He decides to creep his head out and look for the preist, but he's nowhere to be seen, but he spots an altarboy. He calls over the alterboy and asks: "Son, what does the preist give as pennance for anal sex?" The boy says "Milk and Cookies". ed:[/quote:68b39]
hillarios, exelent!

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pvt_hz is Offline Senior Member Posts: 426 Join Date: May 2002 Location: in the Gallows Pole...	01-16-2003, 11:25 PM [quote="Bazooka_Joe":68b39]A preist is watching a football game before his sunday confessions. He has a few non-alacholic beers, then decides to head to the church. He starts doing confession when he realizes hes really gotta piss. He looks outside and there is a line of people waiting to confess. In desperation, he calls over a janitor and asks the janitor to cover for him while he goes to the bathroom. "But father, I'm no preist! I wouldn't know where to begin!" "It's easy." said the Preist. "Just follow the chart on the wall see? Whatever they do wrong, just tell them the pennance for it." So the janitor agreed and the preist went to the bathroom. The first for the janitor is a young boy. He steps in and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I stole from the candy store" The janitor looks at the chart. "Stealing. .. .stealing! 2 hail marys!" The little boy walks out. The next, a young teenager who says "Bless me father, for I have sinned, I cheated on my girlfriend." The janitor looks "Cheating. . .adultry! 3 our fathers!" The teenager walks out. "Hey, this isn't that bad." Says the janitor. The next is an older man. He walks in and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I had anal sex with my wife last night" The janitor looks "Anal sex. . anal sex. ..where?" Anal sex isn't listed. He decides to creep his head out and look for the preist, but he's nowhere to be seen, but he spots an altarboy. He calls over the alterboy and asks: "Son, what does the preist give as pennance for anal sex?" The boy says "Milk and Cookies". ed:[/quote:68b39] hillarios, exelent!