
01-17-2003, 12:47 AM
Little Billy took his GoCart to the top of the hill. He pushes off and gets up a good amount of speed. All of a sudden, one of his front wheels flies off. Billy yells out "GOD DAMN!!!"
Well Father Johnson was out front of the church when he heard Billy Yell out.. Father Johnson came up and told Billy. "Now Billy, You know you shouldnt say God Damn. Next time something happens, just yell ouy GOD HELP ME!!"
Little Billy understands and agrees by shaking his head.
He takes his GoCart back up the hill and fixes the wheel.
He again get a good push off and heading down the hill. Right around the same spot, the other wheel falls off. Billy yells out "GOD DAMN!!"
Father Johnson tells him again. "Billy, I told you dont say God Damn. Say GOD HELP ME!!"
Billy replies, Im sorry father, I will remember.
Billy fixes the wheel and pushes his GoCart back up to the top of the hill.
This time he gets a big push off. He is going much faster then the other 2 trips.. All sudden in the same spot again, All 4 wheels fly off the GoCart. Billy yells out "GOD HELP ME!!!"
All of a sudden all 4 wheels fly back on the GoCart.
Father Johnson sees this and yells out "GOD DAMN!!!"
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