[Captain Bunny]

Lisa: "But mom! if you take away our cartoons we'll lose our *something something* and become robots"
Bart: "really? what kind of robots?"

Grounds keeper willy: "Aghh! its a monsters, kill it, kill it!"
lisa: "stop! its not a monsters, its just mr burns"
GKW: "aww its mr burns...kill it! kill it!"


bart: "But mom, i really want that game!"
homer: "I know how you feel son, when i was your age i wanted table football game, and my parents bought it for me and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

homer: "oh, they have the internet on computers now"

marge: "Bart, no!"
bart: "hey"
marge: "sorry, force of habit - Lisa no!"

homer: "For the last time flanders no I....wait, tomorrow? sure! id love to come to your barbeque, and im gonna bring the thickest juiciest steaks youve ever seen"
Flander: "mmm mmm mmm sounds delish"
Homer: "well, see you tomorrow......hehehe, the jokes on him i'll be dead by then"