
01-23-2003, 12:05 PM
I would never use any of these, but I just think they're funny.
"I know milk does a body good, but baby, you must of ate the whole damn cow!"
"Is that a keg in the back of your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass!"
"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck outta me"
"Wanna do some math? I'll add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and you can watch me multiply."
"You're on my todo list"
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