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Default 01-24-2003, 01:08 AM

How about pizza and a fuck? Whats the matter? Dont like pizza?

236 bones in the human body, how would you like one more?

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

It isn't just gonna suck itself.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
  
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