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/-/ighPriest · **A Story About MOHAA Cheating -** 01-25-2003, 05:47 AM

Let me tell you all a little story. There once was a guy who bought a nice game called Medal of Honor Allied Assault. It had two disks. He played it for a week, but wasn't really happy with the way he needed to insert a disk every time he played. So off he went and asked around.

Hey, there's a "crack" for this stupid disk insert thing! "Great" he thought. He began to play a little more, and became quite bored with the game he bought.

"Let's play online" he said.

So he hooked up his computer and searched for servers.
"Hmmm, can't get into this one, nor that one. Damn this one neither. Need passwords" he thought.
Then he came across some EA servers. Went in and played merrily.

"Hey, this game is really good" he thought.
Suddenly a group of players with odd prefixes joined the game and began leaning left and right and shot the hell out of every "amateurs" with their sniper rifles and shotguns.

"Who the hell are they? I've seen the same prefixes in servers with passwords" he asked,
"They're clans" someone said.

One by one "amateurs" began to gradually leave the game.

He was furious of these "clans", and contemplated on throwing the game away. But he bought this game with hard earned cash! So, again he asked around.
"Hey, what's this? Modifications to help you whop clan asses? Is that too good to be true? I've got to have some of these" he thought.

Next day he connected himself onto an online game once again and began to own these clans' sorry asses.
"Take that, eat my bullet. That's for ruining us amateurs' games in a public server" he thought.
"CHEATER! F***NG CHEAT! LAME ASS CHEATING MOTHER F***ER!" These clans cried out with little tears poring from their eyes like babies without their bottle.

"Wow, this is called cheating! But it feels so good" he thought. This guy ended his online game that day with a big smile on his face. No more will these bullies make him unhappy again.

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/-/ighPriest is Offline Junior Member Posts: 26 Join Date: Jan 2003	A Story About MOHAA Cheating - 01-25-2003, 05:47 AM Let me tell you all a little story. There once was a guy who bought a nice game called Medal of Honor Allied Assault. It had two disks. He played it for a week, but wasn't really happy with the way he needed to insert a disk every time he played. So off he went and asked around. Hey, there's a "crack" for this stupid disk insert thing! "Great" he thought. He began to play a little more, and became quite bored with the game he bought. "Let's play online" he said. So he hooked up his computer and searched for servers. "Hmmm, can't get into this one, nor that one. Damn this one neither. Need passwords" he thought. Then he came across some EA servers. Went in and played merrily. "Hey, this game is really good" he thought. Suddenly a group of players with odd prefixes joined the game and began leaning left and right and shot the hell out of every "amateurs" with their sniper rifles and shotguns. "Who the hell are they? I've seen the same prefixes in servers with passwords" he asked, "They're clans" someone said. One by one "amateurs" began to gradually leave the game. He was furious of these "clans", and contemplated on throwing the game away. But he bought this game with hard earned cash! So, again he asked around. "Hey, what's this? Modifications to help you whop clan asses? Is that too good to be true? I've got to have some of these" he thought. Next day he connected himself onto an online game once again and began to own these clans' sorry asses. "Take that, eat my bullet. That's for ruining us amateurs' games in a public server" he thought. "CHEATER! F*NG CHEAT! LAME ASS CHEATING MOTHER F*ER!" These clans cried out with little tears poring from their eyes like babies without their bottle. "Wow, this is called cheating! But it feels so good" he thought. This guy ended his online game that day with a big smile on his face. No more will these bullies make him unhappy again.