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Originally Posted by zxcvnm

There's a guy from Ireland driving through Europe and an English guy driving in the opposite direction. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in
different directions.

The Irish fella manages to climb out of his car and survey the damages. He
looks at his twisted car and says,"Jaysus, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.
He says,"I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Englishman walks over to the Irishman and says,"Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our differences and live as friends instead of such rivals." The Irishman thinks for a minute and says,"You know, you absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived the wreck." So the Irishman pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Paddy Powers Irish Whiskey. He says to the English fella, "I think this is another sign from God that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship."

The Englishman says," Your damn right!" And he grabs the bottle and starts
sucking down the Irish Whiskey. After putting away nearly half the bottle,
the Englishman hands it back to the Irish fells and says, "Your turn."

The Irish fella twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think
I'll wait for the cops to show up."

LOL owned. biggrin: