
02-02-2003, 02:40 AM
Can I get an honourable mention? I know I'm not american, but I studded my toe. I mean, fuck! If I were some crack-addict movie star, I'd get on TV....
George Bush gets to be all over the media after choking on a pretzel. I deserve to be on TV for hurting my toe. Former president Clinton was knocked over by his dog and he got on TV...cut me some slack.
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