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redhawk_six · 02-04-2003, 10:14 PM

*cough* bump *cough*

These are from a book called "What's the number for 911 again?"
These are from actual 911 calls:
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"Do I have to put money in the parking meters on Broadway?"
"Can you unplug the coffeepot I left on at my house?"
"Where can I get rid of my Christmas tree?"
"My upstairs neighbor's bed is squeaking too damn loud!"
"I took a laxative last night, and now I have diarrhea."
"Yes, I have a woman here who is harassing my front door."
"Is the unemployment office open?"
"I smoked marijuana an hour ago, and now I feel dizzy."
"Yeah, I'd like to report a 911."
"If I lose my memory, how will I know?"
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redhawk_six is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,463 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fraser Valley, BC, Canada	02-04-2003, 10:14 PM cough bump cough These are from a book called "What's the number for 911 again?" These are from actual 911 calls: [quote:b4097] "Do I have to put money in the parking meters on Broadway?" "Can you unplug the coffeepot I left on at my house?" "Where can I get rid of my Christmas tree?" "My upstairs neighbor's bed is squeaking too damn loud!" "I took a laxative last night, and now I have diarrhea." "Yes, I have a woman here who is harassing my front door." "Is the unemployment office open?" "I smoked marijuana an hour ago, and now I feel dizzy." "Yeah, I'd like to report a 911." "If I lose my memory, how will I know?" [/quote:b4097]