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BallisticWookie · 02-05-2003, 08:44 PM

[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":ba8e6]Yeah, this is the complaint thread, right?

Terrific.

I have a few complaints.

A) Spooge refuses to tell me who on the forums is selling him crack.

B) Innoxx refuses to tell me how he became a pr0n god.

C) I am not a vet.

D) Pyr0's penis is too small to satisfy Tripper (this wasn't my complaint, Tripper just wanted me to include it).

E) Wookie spelled his name incorrectly. The race of the Star Wars character named Chewbacca is spelled Wookiee. Two E's. Ironically, this is point E. Hrm.

F) Joe dropped the f-bomb like, two dozen times in the last twelve hours. That works out to twice per hour. I don't really have a problem with this, but does it mean that I am permitted to refer to ED as a "hamster tubing ass monger"?

G) BadScript takes eight days to reply to my e-mail. Does he live in Ethiopia? If so, does he need some food shipped over? Ethiopia is a really shitty place to live.

H) This is actually relating to Point G. Could we, for members of the forums, ban those Ethiopian commercials where they show the kids who are starving and have flies on their eyeballs? They make me feel sad while I'm devouring three pounds of raw beef.

Thanks, and I hope these issues are addressed shortly.[/quote:ba8e6]

YAY biggrin: It's about time some-one pointed out the mistake in my name freak: The reason being, other messageboards I went to would not allow me to spell it with 2 e's because the username was too big...so the one e sort of stuck freak: Hehe.

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BallisticWookie is Offline Senior Member Posts: 4,202 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queensland, Australia	02-05-2003, 08:44 PM [quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":ba8e6]Yeah, this is the complaint thread, right? Terrific. I have a few complaints. A) Spooge refuses to tell me who on the forums is selling him crack. B) Innoxx refuses to tell me how he became a pr0n god. C) I am not a vet. D) Pyr0's penis is too small to satisfy Tripper (this wasn't my complaint, Tripper just wanted me to include it). E) Wookie spelled his name incorrectly. The race of the Star Wars character named Chewbacca is spelled Wookiee. Two E's. Ironically, this is point E. Hrm. F) Joe dropped the f-bomb like, two dozen times in the last twelve hours. That works out to twice per hour. I don't really have a problem with this, but does it mean that I am permitted to refer to ED as a "hamster tubing ass monger"? G) BadScript takes eight days to reply to my e-mail. Does he live in Ethiopia? If so, does he need some food shipped over? Ethiopia is a really shitty place to live. H) This is actually relating to Point G. Could we, for members of the forums, ban those Ethiopian commercials where they show the kids who are starving and have flies on their eyeballs? They make me feel sad while I'm devouring three pounds of raw beef. Thanks, and I hope these issues are addressed shortly.[/quote:ba8e6] YAY biggrin: It's about time some-one pointed out the mistake in my name freak: The reason being, other messageboards I went to would not allow me to spell it with 2 e's because the username was too big...so the one e sort of stuck freak: Hehe.