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redhawk_six · **More "Disorder in the Court"... -** 02-06-2003, 03:07 PM

Here's some more from Disorder in the Court:

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Defense: Do you now wear corrective glasses?
Witness: There are three of you?
Defense: No. There's only one of me.

Judge: Well, there is Spooky, Smiley, Sleepy?
Defense: I don't think there is a Smiley. New Bone?
Witness: There is a Smiley, too.
DA: I meant to say with Spooky?
Witness: Yes.
Judge: Yes. Was Droopy there?
Witness: No, Droopy was at the store. He was there, though.
Judge: I accept that.
DA: What is your nickname?
Witness: Looney.
DA: Looney. No further questions.

DA: Objection, Your Honor, calls for speculation.
Judge: Overruled, unless you can qualify it as to her having been told.
Defense: You mean sustained, Your Honor?
Judge: Pardon?
Defense: Did you mean objection sustained or overruled?
Judge: I'm sorry. If I said sustained, I meant - overruled, I meant sustained, unless -
Defense: Thank you. I'll rephrase the question.
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I'll post more later.

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redhawk_six is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,463 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fraser Valley, BC, Canada	More "Disorder in the Court"... - 02-06-2003, 03:07 PM Here's some more from Disorder in the Court: [quote:c0fa1] Defense: Do you now wear corrective glasses? Witness: There are three of you? Defense: No. There's only one of me. Judge: Well, there is Spooky, Smiley, Sleepy? Defense: I don't think there is a Smiley. New Bone? Witness: There is a Smiley, too. DA: I meant to say with Spooky? Witness: Yes. Judge: Yes. Was Droopy there? Witness: No, Droopy was at the store. He was there, though. Judge: I accept that. DA: What is your nickname? Witness: Looney. DA: Looney. No further questions. DA: Objection, Your Honor, calls for speculation. Judge: Overruled, unless you can qualify it as to her having been told. Defense: You mean sustained, Your Honor? Judge: Pardon? Defense: Did you mean objection sustained or overruled? Judge: I'm sorry. If I said sustained, I meant - overruled, I meant sustained, unless - Defense: Thank you. I'll rephrase the question. [/quote:c0fa1] I'll post more later.