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It's no surprise the French won't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They didn't help us get Germany out of France, either. Still, it's essential for them to join us in the war against Iraq. They can teach the Iraqis how to surrender.

Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The army.

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender

Q: Why do the french call their fighter the *Mirage*?
A: Because it doesn't really exist.

Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: A Mirage.

Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?
A: To see all their other ships.

Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.