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Colonel Klink · 02-20-2003, 08:56 AM

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French to join war on Iraq

Paris - In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L’Abandonnement du Field d’Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces. “Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering,” said Colonel Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. “We French are the world masters at surrendering, n’est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories.”

President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.

David Letterman Joke:
"Did you all hear Collen powells presentation to the UN?"

some cheers

"I thought he was pretty convincing. He gave a lot of good points and proof"

Some more cheers

'But France is still asking for more proof before they commit."

some laughter

"Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it."

My Grandfather was sent to France on a special mission, to aid the French Resistance. He ultimately failed; he found out there wasn't one.

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Colonel Klink is Offline Senior Member Posts: 224 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Port Orchard, Washington, USA	02-20-2003, 08:56 AM I got some more: [img]http://www.binarystorage.net/clients/flashbunny/pics/frenchy.jpg[/img] French to join war on Iraq Paris - In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L’Abandonnement du Field d’Honneur Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces. “Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering,” said Colonel Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. “We French are the world masters at surrendering, n’est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I spit on your filthy American victories.” President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement. David Letterman Joke: "Did you all hear Collen powells presentation to the UN?" some cheers "I thought he was pretty convincing. He gave a lot of good points and proof" Some more cheers 'But France is still asking for more proof before they commit." some laughter "Yea, the last time France asked for more proof, it rolled through Paris with a German flag on it." My Grandfather was sent to France on a special mission, to aid the French Resistance. He ultimately failed; he found out there wasn't one.