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Kraut Killer · **In honor of black history month -** 02-20-2003, 07:45 PM

Because February is black history month, I call it something else but people would bitch and moan at my nickname for it, I thought that this song about blacks and whites getting together would have no relevance what so ever... but fuck you because I like it. It's called 1-2-3 Slam by Guttermouth if you want to find and actually hear the thing... bitches.

okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white
one was black
i bet you think you're glad
i'm a half breed
just look at me
my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

kinky hair when i wake up
and straight when i go to bed
my dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
my mother she's a honkey
my dad's kentucky fried
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
it's hot dogs on friday nights
the chicken's country fried
my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
my mom says pass the squash
i need something to ease the pain
so i'll go downtown and get some downers
i'm going down
i'm going do-own
i'm going down baby
down baby
take me down

whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
but i've got to get up somehow
got no money
just a good idea
let me tell you how
i'll steal my parents credit cards
oh yes i'll rip them off
i'll go downtown to where dad works
and get myself some cocaine

now i'm high, and i'm not shy
i'll get it off my chest
my mom is white, she thinks she's always right
she thinks that she's the best
my dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
i don't know what the hell i am
so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

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Kraut Killer is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,602 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA	In honor of black history month - 02-20-2003, 07:45 PM Because February is black history month, I call it something else but people would bitch and moan at my nickname for it, I thought that this song about blacks and whites getting together would have no relevance what so ever... but fuck you because I like it. It's called 1-2-3 Slam by Guttermouth if you want to find and actually hear the thing... bitches. okay, here's the story about my mom and dad one was white one was black i bet you think you're glad i'm a half breed just look at me my skin is fair yet tan i don't know what the hell i'm on so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!! kinky hair when i wake up and straight when i go to bed my dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said my mother she's a honkey my dad's kentucky fried i don't know what the hell i'm on so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!! back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side it's hot dogs on friday nights the chicken's country fried my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!" my mom says pass the squash i need something to ease the pain so i'll go downtown and get some downers i'm going down i'm going do-own i'm going down baby down baby take me down whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow but i've got to get up somehow got no money just a good idea let me tell you how i'll steal my parents credit cards oh yes i'll rip them off i'll go downtown to where dad works and get myself some cocaine now i'm high, and i'm not shy i'll get it off my chest my mom is white, she thinks she's always right she thinks that she's the best my dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf i don't know what the hell i am so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!