
03-11-2003, 07:07 AM
"When you kill one, it is a tragedy...when you will 10,000,000, it is a statistic" - Josef Stalin
Woman: "Sir, you are drunk"
Churchill: "and you are ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning"
Another Woman: "Sir, you are rude and uncouth. If you were my husband, I'd poison your Drink"
Churchill: "and if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
"God has a Hard-on for Marines...because we kill, everything we see"
"Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
but my fav Hartman Banter of all...
Hartman: "What's the matter, son, do I make you nervous, Do I shake you up?"
Cowboy: "Sir..."
Hartman: "...Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE??"
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