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Some of these quotes are just ones I picked up off the net from what other people have said in chat rooms/forums. Quite a few of them are from famous people aswell.


Jesus saves but Buddha makes incremental backups!

u cant handle or possess anything with the word skill

Ashez_of_Dweams> Hush U Under-achieving under-glorified rat

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Frederick Douglas

-"Sir! The Natives are revolting!!"

-"Oh I don't know, some of them are nice chaps!"

'The Red Fort'


20 Jul 1798 In a letter to Fanny "Glory is my object, and that alone"
- Horatio Nelson

Cry "havoc!" and let loose the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
~ ~ ~ William Shakespeare "Julius Caesar"



There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord. - Homer

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
Georg Wilhelm F.Hegel


"Ours is not to question why,
But ours is just to do or die."
--Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Charge of the Light Brigade"


due to the amount of respect i have for this topic, i'm not even going to say anything relevant to it. I'm just going to post here.


It wasn't Stalingrad, Guadalcanal, D-Day, Battle of Britain, Burma or any of those "battles". The turning point was when I entered the war. Not my country... ME . In case you haven't figured it out yet, I single handedly won WWII, I've mentioned this fantastic feat of mine a number of times, yet none of you face facts... I'm just that fucking good.

RAF=Retards and Fags


For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." - George Bush, Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002

Putting on the spectacles of science in expectation of finding the answer to all things signifies inner blindness.

"IL-2 Sturmovik will have you tugging your joystick like a pubescent boy in a nudist camp" - PC Zone

baby you and me aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."


Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it.


My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes. (Ronald Reagan, during radio microphone test)

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen


There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. Churchill

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)


"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph.
Adolf Hitler

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction."
- General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

AUTHOR: Gen Creighton W Abrams Jr, US Army QUOTATION: They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966