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Zoner · 03-20-2003, 10:32 AM

I heard on the radio this morning that Saddam encouraged his people to "raise their swords against the invaders".

I'm not so sure he meant that figuratively. Can you imagine a platoon of marines, armed to the tits, being approached by 10-15 ragheaded Iraqis waving scimitars?? HAW HAW!

Platoon Leader: "Do they have swords? Am I seeing this?"

Private: "Yes sir. Scimitars, I think they're called, sir."

Platoon Leader: "Hmm...yeah. Ok. Fuck this, OPEN FIRE!"

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Zoner is Offline Administrator Posts: 17,739 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Camp Crystal Lake	03-20-2003, 10:32 AM I heard on the radio this morning that Saddam encouraged his people to "raise their swords against the invaders". I'm not so sure he meant that figuratively. Can you imagine a platoon of marines, armed to the tits, being approached by 10-15 ragheaded Iraqis waving scimitars?? HAW HAW! Platoon Leader: "Do they have swords? Am I seeing this?" Private: "Yes sir. Scimitars, I think they're called, sir." Platoon Leader: "Hmm...yeah. Ok. Fuck this, OPEN FIRE!" biggrin: Zone