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Hotspur · 01-10-2002, 07:11 AM

I have always loved the shotgun. It was my favorite weapon in Doom. In Quake it was too toned down; in CS it is fine. And in MOH it is the best.

I love the sound. I love the fookin awesome impact as it spews my enemy's viscera into the air. I cringe when, in the hands of an opponent, it blows my small brain pan apart.

I love sneaking up on a sniper who is carefully aiming out the window. I like to sit there, with my muzzle against his helmet, till he senses something is wrong, starts to turn, BLAM!!

The Shotgun is clearly a MAN'S WEAPON. Not like those other sissy weapons. Sissy weapons go 'ratatatat' like the sissy machine guns. MANLY WEAPONS go BOOM.

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Hotspur is Offline Member Posts: 54 Join Date: Jan 2002	01-10-2002, 07:11 AM I have always loved the shotgun. It was my favorite weapon in Doom. In Quake it was too toned down; in CS it is fine. And in MOH it is the best. I love the sound. I love the fookin awesome impact as it spews my enemy's viscera into the air. I cringe when, in the hands of an opponent, it blows my small brain pan apart. I love sneaking up on a sniper who is carefully aiming out the window. I like to sit there, with my muzzle against his helmet, till he senses something is wrong, starts to turn, BLAM!! The Shotgun is clearly a MAN'S WEAPON. Not like those other sissy weapons. Sissy weapons go 'ratatatat' like the sissy machine guns. MANLY WEAPONS go BOOM.