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Ydiss · 03-25-2003, 02:51 PM

This is fun, can I join in?

Thanks.

I was hovering over the English Channel in my space suit when this Big orange elephant shoves his tusks in my cup holder. I slammed on the breaks, pulled out an elephant gun and offloaded 2 shells into its face.

3 minutes later the NSPCA pulled me over and fined me for cruelty to non-existant animals and told me I was a bad boy.

They then told me to go to hospital and have my stomach pumped of all the acid I had just overdosed on.

Really.

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Ydiss is Offline Senior Member Posts: 2,377 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nottingham, England	03-25-2003, 02:51 PM This is fun, can I join in? Thanks. I was hovering over the English Channel in my space suit when this Big orange elephant shoves his tusks in my cup holder. I slammed on the breaks, pulled out an elephant gun and offloaded 2 shells into its face. 3 minutes later the NSPCA pulled me over and fined me for cruelty to non-existant animals and told me I was a bad boy. They then told me to go to hospital and have my stomach pumped of all the acid I had just overdosed on. Really.