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Megalith · 04-29-2003, 03:59 PM

"Heh yeah, that's exactly what i had in mind. Is that popcorn ready yet?"
"This is way too serious for comical requests, Sergeant Kartz. Mr. Gay, sir, I know you've been going through rouch times lately, but this is no reason to make crazy decisions-"
"And what the fuck do you know?

Martin walked around the conference room with his head down.

"All I wanted was to invest a little more time with my wife and kids. But we've already been facing too big of a crisis here. Remember last year?"

"Oh, you mean the Xenomorph?"
"Yes. It was spectacular, I can quote old Ryan. I felt the same way when I saw "The War of the Worlds." How can it be?"

"Look, don't you think we should be recovering the bodies left over by Main Street than sitting here on our dead asses doing nothing? For Christ's sake, Martin, you're the one who'd brought up the fucking UFO discussion! Can't you take that into consideration?"

"We'll see, General, we'll see."

September 27, 2001
HawkEye 170, Over The Atlantic Ocean - 0930

"This is HawkEye 170. We've located a spaceship on the radio. It appears to have broken the sound barrier."

Then there was a sudden boom. The noise that was coming from the cord in the transmission satellite ported the supersonic wave down to the AWAC. Oh won't you stay just a litte bit longer! The sound spread all across the small cruise ships, driving people nuts.

"What the fuck is that! Turn the fucking machine off! I said turn the damn thing off, you dumb fuck!" the officer yelled to the commandant, very rudely.

"Well, Petty Officer Warden, I expected much more sophisticated behavior from you. This is beautiful music."

"Yes sir," then the officer muttered, "Bitch..."

The U.S.S. Marshal Air Craft Carrier sailed by and announced that everyone should clear the area.

"The Russian Mi-24 HIND helicopters are coming in this direction! Please head south at once!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Megalith is Offline Senior Member Posts: 221 Join Date: Apr 2003	04-29-2003, 03:59 PM "Heh yeah, that's exactly what i had in mind. Is that popcorn ready yet?" "This is way too serious for comical requests, Sergeant Kartz. Mr. Gay, sir, I know you've been going through rouch times lately, but this is no reason to make crazy decisions-" "And what the fuck do you know? Martin walked around the conference room with his head down. "All I wanted was to invest a little more time with my wife and kids. But we've already been facing too big of a crisis here. Remember last year?" "Oh, you mean the Xenomorph?" "Yes. It was spectacular, I can quote old Ryan. I felt the same way when I saw "The War of the Worlds." How can it be?" "Look, don't you think we should be recovering the bodies left over by Main Street than sitting here on our dead asses doing nothing? For Christ's sake, Martin, you're the one who'd brought up the fucking UFO discussion! Can't you take that into consideration?" "We'll see, General, we'll see." September 27, 2001 HawkEye 170, Over The Atlantic Ocean - 0930 "This is HawkEye 170. We've located a spaceship on the radio. It appears to have broken the sound barrier." Then there was a sudden boom. The noise that was coming from the cord in the transmission satellite ported the supersonic wave down to the AWAC. Oh won't you stay just a litte bit longer! The sound spread all across the small cruise ships, driving people nuts. "What the fuck is that! Turn the fucking machine off! I said turn the damn thing off, you dumb fuck!" the officer yelled to the commandant, very rudely. "Well, Petty Officer Warden, I expected much more sophisticated behavior from you. This is beautiful music." "Yes sir," then the officer muttered, "Bitch..." The U.S.S. Marshal Air Craft Carrier sailed by and announced that everyone should clear the area. "The Russian Mi-24 HIND helicopters are coming in this direction! Please head south at once!" TO BE CONTINUED...