[Major Azzhole]

I hate people who download warez because:

- I'm so fucking sick of the demo I want the full version now
- I secretly have a warez version but I want to be respected by the cool guys
- My connection sucks bigtime so I cannot aquire a copy
- I'm simply too stupid to find a warez copy
- It makes me feel important to flame anyone
- Alien warez mutants raped my sister
- I'm a nazi and I'm trying to make warez downloaders the jews of this forum
- I lead a sad sad sad life

Take your pick...