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Ydiss · 06-07-2003, 02:49 PM

GTA3 Radio station advertisement:

"I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone so, of course, I needed a car that could seat 12 and is equiped to drive across arctic tundra. It just makes me feel better."

"Phil and I just had another kid so of course we need a bigger SUV! Being a momma is hard what with soccer, football and lecross practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big we lost little Johnny in the back and couldn't find him for an hour. When I'm rushing to the mall or talking on my cell phone I know me and my familly are safe.
"The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4 wheel drive and in amphibious mode it can cross rivers - So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there.
"With the time I save taking shortcuts through the Mall parking lot I can focus on the important things like gazing longingly at the pool boy or buying more excercise equipment off the TV.
"So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!"

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Ydiss is Offline Senior Member Posts: 2,377 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nottingham, England	06-07-2003, 02:49 PM GTA3 Radio station advertisement: "I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone so, of course, I needed a car that could seat 12 and is equiped to drive across arctic tundra. It just makes me feel better." "Phil and I just had another kid so of course we need a bigger SUV! Being a momma is hard what with soccer, football and lecross practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big we lost little Johnny in the back and couldn't find him for an hour. When I'm rushing to the mall or talking on my cell phone I know me and my familly are safe. "The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4 wheel drive and in amphibious mode it can cross rivers - So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. "With the time I save taking shortcuts through the Mall parking lot I can focus on the important things like gazing longingly at the pool boy or buying more excercise equipment off the TV. "So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!"