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06-27-2003, 03:34 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":1b226]...having dabbled in all 3 of Eds "intercourse levels" there's definitely something to be said for all of them,
and that something is "...uh...uh...oohh...yeah..etc..." happy:[/quote:1b226]
warning:not suitable for caged up kids
For realZ! as I type this I've just had a lil intercourse with mel, LMFAO, it had to be quick because she was tired so was I but she was like soooo horny tonight its untrue. We went out drinkin in all these small bars, I swear these 2 girls we met were hookers, I mean they were really nice and all that (especially one of em coz she kept grabbin me and ticklin me beside tha crotch zone..) They said we were the nicest people they've met since they got here, she liked my accent and couldn't stop repeating that fact... her other girl was fucked up completely, I had to like tell her how to walk.
The ride home was pretty coo, we were drivin real fast and she insisted on me searching between her legs for something (your guess is as good as mine) well that was dangerous but we were in a decent mood after paying this homeless guy $6 to dance like a robot and make his cigarette disappear.
BUT aiiiight I need more practice before I'm a sex god, apparently I'm not far off
biggrin: *struts around...catches foot on bedcover, falls...carpet burnoOo:
AAAnnyway, that was tonight
wax on wax off wax onnnnn 0h wax 0FFF!!! OOH MA GAWD!
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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