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Default 07-02-2003, 08:02 AM

Lisa: ''Is this Bear Patrol stuff realy necessary?
Homer: ''Yeah, but it keeps the bears away.''
Lisa: ''But, with a theory like that, I could say this rock keeps tigers away.''
Homer: ''How does it work?''
Lisa: ''It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock.''
Homer: ''Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.''
  
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