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07-06-2003, 09:14 PM
From 'Family Guy':
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Peter: Oh, Lois. Women aren't people; They're robots created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our Amusement.
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Dianne Sawyer: Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas Presents!
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Meg: *Sigh* I miss the News...
Peter: We all do, Honey, but Huey Lewis needs time to create.
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From 'Blackadder'
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(Upon finding out the Germans are stealing the British Battle plans)
Melchett: You seem surprised, Blackadder
Blackadder: I certainly am, Sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans
M: How do you think our battles are directed?
B: Our battles are directed, sir?
M: But of course! Directed in accordance with the grand plan!
B: I see. Is this Grand plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone is dead except for Field-Marshall Haig, Lady Haig, and their tortoise...Alan?
M: Great Scott! Even you know the plan! This leak is far worse than I imagined!!
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Melchett: (Giving Baldrick an inspirational speech about going over the top of the trench) And always remember lad, that if you should falter, Myself and Captain Darling will be right behind you!
Blackadder: (In the background) ...about 35 Miles behind you, as a matter of fact.
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Blackadder: (Upon hearing the news they are supposed to go over the top) Clearly Field-Marshall High is making another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
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but, My Favorite from 'Fawlty Towers'
Sybil: (Manacingly) Basil...you know what i'll do if i find out you've been gambling, don't you?
Basil: (After Sybil is safely out of earshot) ...you'll have to sew them back on first
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