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Default 07-31-2003, 11:39 PM

My bitch of a boss has a thing against me and not so long ago i received this letter from her. Its all in caps as she typed it on the shops computer, which is easier to read in caps. There is little punctuation as the computer doesn't allow those keys to be used. Its not meant for word processing.
Anyway, here is her letter, and my responce.


"Global Video

22 May 2003

DEAR CHRIS

ENTITLEMENT TO FREE FILMS

FOR AN INDEFINATE PERIOD YOUR ENTITLEMENT TO ANY TYPE OF FREE FILM IS WITHDRAWN.

THAT MEANS YOU NO LONGER HAVE A DISCOUNT CARD AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE HOME FILMS BEFORE THEIR RELEASE DATE.

ALL MEMBERS OF STAFF HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY LETTER AND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE HOME OR HIRE FILMS ON YOUR BEHALF. DO NOT ASK THEM TO DO THIS FOR YOU. ANY MEMBER OF STAFF FOUND HIRING FILMS FOR YOU WILL RESULT IN ALL STAFF HIRES BEING WITHDRAWN.

THIS ACTION IS A DIRECT RESULY OF YOUR ACTIONS REGARDING THE HIRE OF A DVD ON AN OTHER MEMBER OF STAFFS CARD WITH OUT THIER KNOWLEDGE.

YOU MAY STILL HIRE ON YOUR STAFF CARD IF YOU WISH.

YOURS SINCERELY


SHEILA SWALES"

My responce:

"Desk of Chris Gough

25 may 2003

Grammatical Errors.

If you wish to issue a punishment like this to me, please speak to me in direct confrontation and not insult my intelligence with a letter like that containing the following grammatical errors;

"indefinate" - indefinite.
"with out" - without.
"an other" - another
"thier" - their

Yours sincerly

Chris Gough"

She never said anything about it, and my punishment was withdrawn a few days later. She has been a bit nicer towards me too.