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ED · **FAST FOOD -** 08-05-2003, 02:59 PM

Man I hate this shit. I really do. All it seems to do is weigh me down, and turn my dookie green and brown (sometimes red. . .). Yet I spend about 50 bucks a month of the junk, and gladly wolf it down. So - what Fast Food joint do you frequent, and which one will you stay away from like the fucking plague?

FAVORITE:

Jack-In-The-Box - Hands down one of the best places to get shit on the run. Curly fried, chill-Curly-Fries, MONSTER TACOS, real-shake-Shakes, kick ass burgers. What doesn't this place have? The only downside to this joint is that YES they do make it when you order it, so sometimes that shit takes FOREVER! And god help you if theyve made a mistake on your order.

WORST:

Taco Bell. Was there ever any doubt? This place is at the lowest end of the spectrum, if not the lowest. There is ZERO quality to ANYTHING they make. I used to love their tacos until I got a SERIOUS case of food-poisoning, and nearly died. Couldn't prove shit of course, but I knew who the culprit was. I have seen people wipe their noses in plain view of costumers and then get their hands deep in those fixings and load up that taco. And lemme tell you - they dont fucking take orders well. "No cheese on that taco", does NOT mean scrap the fucking cheese off a taco someone didnt want you lazy assfuckers. I am allergic to that shit, and nothing pisses me off more than seeing a lone piece of cheese, defiant, lauging at me, melted to the inside of the taco-shell, mocking my allergies.

CHEESE: "I will kill you! Mwahahaha!"

It wouldn't be so bad if they had made a mistake, but you call tell there was cheese already there, and this person just flicked it off.

I killed him later that week.

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ED is Offline Senior Member Posts: 638 Join Date: Apr 2003	FAST FOOD - 08-05-2003, 02:59 PM Man I hate this shit. I really do. All it seems to do is weigh me down, and turn my dookie green and brown (sometimes red. . .). Yet I spend about 50 bucks a month of the junk, and gladly wolf it down. So - what Fast Food joint do you frequent, and which one will you stay away from like the fucking plague? FAVORITE: Jack-In-The-Box - Hands down one of the best places to get shit on the run. Curly fried, chill-Curly-Fries, MONSTER TACOS, real-shake-Shakes, kick ass burgers. What doesn't this place have? The only downside to this joint is that YES they do make it when you order it, so sometimes that shit takes FOREVER! And god help you if theyve made a mistake on your order. WORST: Taco Bell. Was there ever any doubt? This place is at the lowest end of the spectrum, if not the lowest. There is ZERO quality to ANYTHING they make. I used to love their tacos until I got a SERIOUS case of food-poisoning, and nearly died. Couldn't prove shit of course, but I knew who the culprit was. I have seen people wipe their noses in plain view of costumers and then get their hands deep in those fixings and load up that taco. And lemme tell you - they dont fucking take orders well. "No cheese on that taco", does NOT mean scrap the fucking cheese off a taco someone didnt want you lazy assfuckers. I am allergic to that shit, and nothing pisses me off more than seeing a lone piece of cheese, defiant, lauging at me, melted to the inside of the taco-shell, mocking my allergies. CHEESE: "I will kill you! Mwahahaha!" It wouldn't be so bad if they had made a mistake, but you call tell there was cheese already there, and this person just flicked it off. I killed him later that week.