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Cpt. Obvious · 09-11-2003, 02:00 PM

Theres this guy who lives in ohio. One day he hears a voice in his head. The voice says "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas".
He ignores the voice
Later in the day he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas".
Again he ignores the voice.
Soon he heres the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas".
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane the voice says "Go to Caesars Palace".
He goes to caesars palace
The voice says "make your way to the roulette table."
The voice says "put all your money on red 23"
He puts all his money on red 23
The dealer spins the wheel, it comes up black 17.
The voice says, "Fuck!"

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Cpt. Obvious is Offline Sergeant 1st Class Posts: 1,693 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Touchdown City- Morgantown, West Virginia	09-11-2003, 02:00 PM Theres this guy who lives in ohio. One day he hears a voice in his head. The voice says "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas". He ignores the voice Later in the day he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas". Again he ignores the voice. Soon he heres the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money and go to Las Vegas". He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane the voice says "Go to Caesars Palace". He goes to caesars palace The voice says "make your way to the roulette table." The voice says "put all your money on red 23" He puts all his money on red 23 The dealer spins the wheel, it comes up black 17. The voice says, "Fuck!"