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Bazooka_Joe · 11-13-2003, 12:35 AM

That so reminds me of the old hags at my golf coarse that got pissed cuz I went around them to play through. They came up in their cart going "You cant do that! We're having a woman's league tournament!" I said "Well, first off, if you wanted a private game, rent a space at the Honda Classics, not Latourette PUBLIC Golf Coarse, and secondly, you are all playing slow as hell, worse enough I had to sit behind you in traffic, I'm not going to sit behind you while you are at leasure, as well"

She got pissed, ran off, and told the ambassador (The waterboys in the goldcarts) Little does she know hes my neighbor. He told her that I'm the son of one of the Diplomat Chairman on Staten Island (which i'm not) and she left saying she was going to write the borough president. Lance (The ambassador) comes up and tells me this, and he goes "That's great, but she still needs the LAST NAME of the Chairman" The dumb bitch never asked my name.

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Bazooka_Joe is Offline Senior Member Posts: 12,585 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Staten Island, NY, USA	11-13-2003, 12:35 AM That so reminds me of the old hags at my golf coarse that got pissed cuz I went around them to play through. They came up in their cart going "You cant do that! We're having a woman's league tournament!" I said "Well, first off, if you wanted a private game, rent a space at the Honda Classics, not Latourette PUBLIC Golf Coarse, and secondly, you are all playing slow as hell, worse enough I had to sit behind you in traffic, I'm not going to sit behind you while you are at leasure, as well" She got pissed, ran off, and told the ambassador (The waterboys in the goldcarts) Little does she know hes my neighbor. He told her that I'm the son of one of the Diplomat Chairman on Staten Island (which i'm not) and she left saying she was going to write the borough president. Lance (The ambassador) comes up and tells me this, and he goes "That's great, but she still needs the LAST NAME of the Chairman" The dumb bitch never asked my name.