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Madmartagen · 11-13-2003, 02:34 AM

three guys are traveling in the woods in their jeep when it breaks down. they see an old house in the forest and decide to ask the resident to stay the night. the old lady agrees to let them spend the night, but only has one bedroom in the house. one guy will sleep in the room with her, another in the bathtub, and the last guy will sleep in the laundry room downstairs. during the night, the guy sleeping with the old woman wakes up to go to the bathroom, but cant because the other guy is in the bathroom sleeping with the door locked. since he cant hold it any longer, he takes a shit in his pillow case and throws it in the laundry chute. then next morning, they all sit at the table to eat breakfast and the old woman asks how they slept. the first guy said he slept fine, the bed was very comfortable. the second guy said he had a pain in his neck from the bathtub. the third guy says it was horrible because he was startled in the middle of the night, and beat the shit out of a ghost.

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Madmartagen is Offline Captain Posts: 5,558 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Anaheim, CA	11-13-2003, 02:34 AM three guys are traveling in the woods in their jeep when it breaks down. they see an old house in the forest and decide to ask the resident to stay the night. the old lady agrees to let them spend the night, but only has one bedroom in the house. one guy will sleep in the room with her, another in the bathtub, and the last guy will sleep in the laundry room downstairs. during the night, the guy sleeping with the old woman wakes up to go to the bathroom, but cant because the other guy is in the bathroom sleeping with the door locked. since he cant hold it any longer, he takes a shit in his pillow case and throws it in the laundry chute. then next morning, they all sit at the table to eat breakfast and the old woman asks how they slept. the first guy said he slept fine, the bed was very comfortable. the second guy said he had a pain in his neck from the bathtub. the third guy says it was horrible because he was startled in the middle of the night, and beat the shit out of a ghost.