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Pvt Flagg · 11-24-2003, 01:30 PM

yeah this page rules ...the best is

Four things that could have improved The Matrix: Reloaded

. Replacing Keanu Reeves with a wooden plank with a mean face on it.

A blow job.
Nothing fancy, just a good old fashioned pole polishing

A time machine so you can go back in time and warn yourself not to see The Matrix: Reloaded.

Keanu Reeves' ass does not need to be seen, ever. Not only do they show you his pasty white ass, they do it in the most contemptible way possible: right after a titty scene. They try to trick you into popping a boner, then WHAM. Keanu's corn hole. There's an acceptable degree to how many times his ass can be shown in a movie, and that degree is either 0, or negative (negative means that Keanu Reeves' ass gets cut off, which would rule).

.........................

i love this guy..

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Pvt Flagg is Offline Senior Member Posts: 654 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: fredericksburg va	11-24-2003, 01:30 PM yeah this page rules ...the best is Four things that could have improved The Matrix: Reloaded . Replacing Keanu Reeves with a wooden plank with a mean face on it. A blow job. Nothing fancy, just a good old fashioned pole polishing A time machine so you can go back in time and warn yourself not to see The Matrix: Reloaded. Keanu Reeves' ass does not need to be seen, ever. Not only do they show you his pasty white ass, they do it in the most contemptible way possible: right after a titty scene. They try to trick you into popping a boner, then WHAM. Keanu's corn hole. There's an acceptable degree to how many times his ass can be shown in a movie, and that degree is either 0, or negative (negative means that Keanu Reeves' ass gets cut off, which would rule). ......................... i love this guy.. [img]http://maddox.xmission.com/neo3.gif[/img]